Roger's Big Day

Today's the day that Roger Clemens gets to go before congress and lie. He is apparently unaware that lying to congress is a serious offense except when done by a congressman.

Real Choices

During the latest debate, Republican hopefuls Mitt Romney and John McCain each accused the other of having positions on various issues different from their own. Both candidates denied the charge, insisting that they each believe the same thing, and are therefore more qualified than their opponent to lead this nation.