Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Dixville Notch

The people of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire (estimated population: 74) have voted, and it is now clear that the Democratic candidate for president will be Barack Obama.

Meanwhile, media pundits are shocked and baffled to find that with only 99.99998% of the US population left to vote, the Republican candidate has STILL not been decided.

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